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By Johnny, from Ardmore, united States

What a great site you have ... Only In Scotland had me laughting for ages. Sorry im not in scotland, I moved on some time back in 2001 to the USA.

When I was 9 years old, I met the Big Yin, in a Drymen fair, he was drinking at the time ... so I goes up to the bar, and says look ... there's billy over over there, pointing like you do at 9 years old ... he said hey how ya doing? and put out his hand to shake mine. I'm shaking like a leaf, cause this guy is famous right? Anyway he tred to make me feel big.

He said "you have a great hand shake for a kid of you age". I said thanks mate. Anyway I had been showing goats at the time, with my aunt, and got some goat droppings on my right hand .... I didnt tell him, and he didnt notice either!


My reply :

Thanks Johnny, glad you enjoyed the Scottish Humour page, and thanks for your contribution.



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